Oh and remember, please DO feed the animals - with yourself!

		Although the Druids have tamed some wolves, this particular specimen has had no such conditioning. As such it has progressed from simply being angry at its capture and caging, to a kind of seething hysteria towards any living being that it might associate with its current circumstances. Of course this overwhelming hatred is in no way related to those "Evil Petting Zoo Staff" uniforms we asked you to wear for your tour. Remember this is a petting zoo - look and DO touch.

Not your everyday commercially exploited, animatronic, scaly creature; this species of lizard has a serious bite. Not content to just laze in the swamp beneath the stars, snapping up insects and spouting pithy one-liners, they've been known to jump from their perches in the forest surrounding Yases and devour unwary travelers. See if you can grab our caged friend's long, forked tongue which he can flick almost a yard. Feel its slimy, sandpaper like texture…for as long as you can still feel that is.

		One of the star attractions at our evil petting zoo, the Succubus helps put the E in Evil. Wielding the harshest strands of Astral magic these intelligent creatures are too wicked to exploit their true power. They are unable to band together for the common "good" and reign supreme over lesser beings, due to petty bickering and infighting whenever two or more join together. Thus, they are content to each remain alone, taking too great a pleasure in a single mutilation or magical obliteration. The one we have captured here at EPZ central is a particularly vile breed that just loves to have her/his/sitesimgts tummy rubbed. Come on…give it a try!

If you don't know what a skeleton is then I wonder where you were during health class. These boneheaded beasts are raised by a Necromancer from a fully decayed corpse. Their weapons of choice are broadswords or scimitars and that is the focus of the magic power used to resurrect them. Without their swords they only have weak magic to hold them together and its really pretty funny when you tug on them and they come apart into a large pile, almost like pickup sticks…go ahead pull his finger. Now where did I put that big, sharp, magic sword?

		Similar to a skeleton, but with plenty of rank, disgusting meat on its bone, the zombie is a favorite when the noontime hour rolls around here at the Evil Petting Zoo. Hungry patrons need only yank off a piece of decaying flesh and slap it on the handy grill we've provided for a quick and delicious lunch. The Zombies' strength is in numbers which is why we gladly allow you to eat as much as you like, there's plenty more where that came from. Don't believe the rumors that zombie flesh is full of potent poisons and vicious parasites…bon appetite!